Not My First Apocalypse

Meet the tee that says what you’re already thinking — calmly, confidently, and with a little dark humor.

The Not My First Apocalypse Tee is for anyone who’s lived through enough chaos to recognize the pattern. The friendly reaper says it all: this isn’t new, it’s just louder this time. Dark humor, familiar energy, zero surprise.

It’s not pessimism.
It’s experience.

Why you’ll reach for it:
Soft, lightweight fabric that feels broken-in from day one
Clean, understated fit that works anywhere
Witty, dark humor without trying too hard

Easy to wear, easy to relate to

Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Lightweight feel (4.3 oz/yd²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Breathable, everyday comfort
Classic crew fit

Wear it out. Wear it in. Wear it when the world spirals again.

It's not our first apocalypse,
You know the drill.

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